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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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"Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."

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setsunalight:

“When I heard he died age 45 of a heart attack, I wasn’t surprised. I was just sad. People always think of us as rivals but he was among the very few I liked and even fewer that I respected. He remains the only person I envied.” - Niki Lauda

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peppermonster:

a very real world reaction to the superhero concept

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.

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bendydicks:

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

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